She loves you without question, there is no awkwardness, no nerves, no chance of rejection. She shares your hobbies and interests, and she is available 24/7 at the tap of a screen. If you’re feeling lonely, or you think you might never have a real girlfriend, an AI...
Swimming in Australia is a risk. You have crazy rips, bluebottles, jellyfish, and of course sharks. A great white shark can grow to six metres long and weight up to 1900kg. That’s the size of a Toyota Landcruiser 300 series. Huuuuge! You have no hope against a...
How does it work? Social media platforms don’t care what you watch. They only want to keep you engaged so they can show you more advertising so they can make more money. It’s all about the money. The more negative stuff you watch (violence, fights, war) the more the...
Taking a shit is a wonderful pleasure but you need to make sure the clean-up is perfect. There is nothing worse than walking into a bathroom to see a floater, or the seat has been crop-dusted. 1: Wipe your arse until there is nothing left on the toilet paper – yes you...
You are blessed with the ability to piss standing up but cursed with equipment that has the accuracy of a Stormtrooper. It is essential to check the toilet floor after you take a piss. Look on the floor directly below to see if there are any piss drops. If you see...
Situational awareness is being aware of your physical surroundings, the people around you and your ability to assess and then act if shit goes pear-shaped. You need to train your mind and use your senses to detect anything that is out of the ‘ordinary’. Keeping...
A handshake can make either a strong or weak impression on a person you are meeting for the first time. A good handshake can exude confidence, warmth, honesty and friendship. A bad handshake can signal weakness, a lack of confidence, coldness and leave the impression...
