It’s time. You recognise this weird fake ‘relationship’ is taking more from you than it is giving. It’s stealing your time, your emotions, and your personal data. It’s negatively affecting your real-world relationships with your friends and family. You have been...
She loves you without question, there is no awkwardness, no nerves, no chance of rejection. She shares your hobbies and interests, and she is available 24/7 at the tap of a screen. If you’re feeling lonely, or you think you might never have a real girlfriend, an AI...
Swimming in Australia is a risk. You have crazy rips, bluebottles, jellyfish, and of course sharks. A great white shark can grow to six metres long and weight up to 1900kg. That’s the size of a Toyota Landcruiser 300 series. Huuuuge! You have no hope against a...
How does it work? Social media platforms don’t care what you watch. They only want to keep you engaged so they can show you more advertising so they can make more money. It’s all about the money. The more negative stuff you watch (violence, fights, war) the more the...
In Australia the sun has some kick-ass potent UVB (ultraviolet B rays) and UVA (ultraviolet A rays) that can fuck your skin up. The Government has pushed the message, ‘Slip, Slop, Slap’ for years. Slip on a shirt. Slop on some sunscreen. Slap on a hat. This is a great...
Taking a shit is a wonderful pleasure but you need to make sure the clean-up is perfect. There is nothing worse than walking into a bathroom to see a floater, or the seat has been crop-dusted. 1: Wipe your arse until there is nothing left on the toilet paper – yes you...
You are blessed with the ability to piss standing up but cursed with equipment that has the accuracy of a Stormtrooper. It is essential to check the toilet floor after you take a piss. Look on the floor directly below to see if there are any piss drops. If you see...
Situational awareness is being aware of your physical surroundings, the people around you and your ability to assess and then act if shit goes pear-shaped. You need to train your mind and use your senses to detect anything that is out of the ‘ordinary’. Keeping...
There is no doubt smoking looks cool. A teenager sucking on a ciggie or a vape has an air of rebellion around him. He knows the risks and doesn’t care. His identity is tied into this rebel attitude. The problem with smoking as a teenager is you are more likely to...
A handshake can make either a strong or weak impression on a person you are meeting for the first time. A good handshake can exude confidence, warmth, honesty and friendship. A bad handshake can signal weakness, a lack of confidence, coldness and leave the impression...
