Taking a shit is a wonderful pleasure but you need to make sure the clean-up is perfect. There is nothing worse than walking into a bathroom to see a floater, or the seat has been crop-dusted.
1: Wipe your arse until there is nothing left on the toilet paper – yes you need to visually inspect to make sure the job is done.
2: Stand up and take a piece of toilet paper and wipe the seat down. You might find there is light crop-dusting or a few stray ass hairs left behind.
3: Flush the toilet and inspect the bowl. If there is a skid mark, take the toilet brush and scrub it off. Flush the toilet again washing the toilet brush in the clean water.
4: Give the bathroom a solid spray from the air-freshener to mask your stench.
5: Try and avoid taking a shit at your girlfriend’s house.
Your body is a routine machine. Work to get yourself in the routine of taking a morning dump. This should be part of your morning ritual. This means you can avoid taking a shit at school and hold on until you get back home. If you are a ‘two a day’ shitter.