You are blessed with the ability to piss standing up but cursed with equipment that has the accuracy of a Stormtrooper. It is essential to check the toilet floor after you take a piss.
Look on the floor directly below to see if there are any piss drops. If you see them, take a piece of toilet paper and clean it up. If you know your aim was a bit wild, check the side of the toilet bowl and behind it as well.
Your family doesn’t want to be stepping in your piss. This habit puts you in good form when you visit the house of your girlfriend. She won’t be impressed if she goes to the toilet after you, only to discover a man-made lake of piss in front of her toilet.
Always put the toilet seat down after you take a piss. It shows consideration to the females in your household and is a good habit for when you visit your girlfriend.
Pro-tip. Avoid any chance of spillage by taking a piss sitting down.